If you stumbled across this blog then chances are- you are bad at the internet, the internet is mad at you, or likely both; after all Al Gore created the internet to make you better at things, so quit looking at my blog if you are bad at making snow caps melt because that, my virtual friend, is a very good kind of bad and one that I have no real evidence that I am bad at..
My name is Cameron Dibble, and I am very bad at a lot of things- like tennis and gin rummy, I think maybe spelling gin rummy and certainly bad at checking for a spelling on gin rummy even though I could just use my + sign on my Safari browser to check it and you're like 'dude you're bad at keeping our attention' and I'm all like, 'yeah thats clearly what this blog is about'...
Oh right, anyway, if you are bad at the internet and you love hearing when someone is bad at things- then this is the perfect way to enjoy a playfully dark take on 'fail' culture and occasionally educational things that puzzle me, befuddle me- and maybe do other things that involve like double consonants followed by 'le' that I am bad about knowing exist- I'm sure some exist and just for fun I always wanted to type out the word 'skullduggery' because that's a real word that I am very bad at inserting into everyday conversations.. Oh and 'haberdasher'- which means trouser maker- I have no use for that word because I have no use for the word 'trouser' because it always seems so creepy when you don't just say pants, its like that old guy who wasnt related to you but always like started a conversation whenever you saw him in the super market and he used the word 'conversate' but he was old so you let him use it even though it wasn't a real word.. bad at stuff like that..
So enjoy my blog; because if you don't remember that it's free and you could be reading a blog about how to make lawn furniture out of Russian Kale- which probably exists and again- I would be Pretty Bad at That..
Cameron Dibble
Jack of Some Trades
Also Bad at More than Some
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